Jeanne's Thoughtful Spot

Ken sure has been having his share of doctor/dentist appointments so far this year! I swear he’s had about ten already.

Today he went to see the doctor because he has a bump on his chest. It’s been there for several months and it keeps getting bigger. I’m thinking it’s a cyst. I was teasing him, telling him the easiest way to get rid of a cyst was to have someone take a book and smack it really hard on it… it immediately goes away. I asked Ken, “Can I smack your cyst with a book?” He looked at me kind of surprised and said, “NO! Do you want to give me a heart attack?!?” I was only joking but it really works… if you can actually stand to have someone do that to you.

So he called and made an appointment and when the receptionist asked why he was seeing the doctor Ken said it was because he had an alien growing out of his chest. LOL! The receptionist told him, “I don’t think we can help you with that.”

He is at the doctor as I type this so he should know something shortly. My money is on the cyst and not an alien.

Update (right after I hit publish)… The doctor tried to drain the cyst (I knew it!) but was unable to get all the fluid out.  Take antibiotics for 10 days and warm compresses.  Ken said, “I think we killed that alien growing inside!”  LOL!

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